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Now, the FUNNIEST one I ever heard is by my own loving hubby, who has a thing about Shania Twain (yeah, I know!)… and in her song "That Don’t Impress Me Much"… where she sings "I don’t believe you kiss your car goodnight" he thought she sings "I don’t believe you kiss your cock at night."!!!!! Actually, it DOES sound SO like that. Give it a try, LOL Sarah
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Someone at work found a website where people write in about lyrics of popular songs that they misheard and always sang wrong. One of them was Mysterious Ways… the guy thought it that instead of "She moves in mysterious ways" it went: "Shamu the mysterious whale." The most memorable lyrical mis-hearing of which I am aware (and of which I myself am guilty) is "Alex the seal" instead of "Our lips are sealed" in the 1980s song of that name. Not sure that I’ve ever mis-heard any U2 lyrics. — http://johnno.casebook.org
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I have a friend who likes Billy Joel but butchers his lyrics. Two of his good ones were: Instead of "Keeping the Faith" he says it was a kick in the face! And iin themes from an italian restaurant Billy Joel says Brenda and Eddie were a popular steady…and goes on totalkabout them. My friend says Brenda Rineti were a… this then sprked a series of Billy Joel is a terrible lyricst gramatically posts. The Little Brother of Alt.Music.U2 Michael "I like to be respected. But when it goes further than that,when people wanna find out the meaning of life just because you can sing in tune,because you can write songs-well then they got the wrong guy"-Bono
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How about AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. Dirty deeds and theyre done with sheep. I always thought Angus Young was a little ou tthere but beastiality? I never imagined that. The Little Brother of Alt.Music.U2 Michael "I like to be respected. But when it goes further than that,when people wanna find out the meaning of life just because you can sing in tune,because you can write songs-well then they got the wrong guy"-Bono
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<< Someone at work found a website where people write in about lyrics of popular songs that they misheard and always sang wrong. One of them was Mysterious Ways… the guy thought it that instead of "She moves in mysterious ways" it went: "Shamu the mysterious whale." LMAO What appears next is something I posted here a long time ago (6th Sept. last year). I’m posting it again, since it’s about the same subject. "Yesterday, just to kill time, it occurred to me to surf the Web and visit this site called www.kissthisguy.com, about misheard lyrics (thanks Kev!
) ), and remembered that actually there are some of U2’s songs I’ve **always** misheard, and now thinking of it and comparing *my* version of the lyrics to the original one, I can’t help laughing about it! These are the ones I’ve **always** misheard: 1 – I Will Follow "Wake up, wake up, wake, I will follow" INSTEAD OF: "If you walkaway, walkaway, walkaway, I will follow" 2 – One "Have you come here to blame Jesus" INSTEAD OF: "Have you come here to play Jesus" 3 – I Trip Through Your Wire "Angel of Heaven" INSTEAD OF: "Angel or Devil" "This bird, she saw me coming round" INSTEAD OF: "In the distance, she saw me coming (round)" 4 – Running To Stand Still "Singing Ho Li-Da-Da-Da-De-Days" INSTEAD OF: "Singing Ha La La La La De Day" 5 – Red Hill Mining Town "You always live to hold on to" INSTEAD OF: "You’re all that’s left to hold on to" 6 – A Sort Of Homecoming "Ohhh, oh, oh, know you let me run" INSTEAD OF: "Ohhh, oh, oh, on borderland we run" I suppose there are more, but for the moment only these ones have jumped to my mind." These are some U2 songs I’ve always misheard, but I’ll see if I find non-U2. — Andrea, The Proud U2 Fan "Oh great ocean Oh great sea Run to the ocean Run to the sea". – One Tree Hill
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Someone at work found a website where people write in about lyrics of popular songs that they misheard and always sang wrong. One of them was Mysterious Ways… the guy thought it that instead of "She moves in mysterious ways" it went: "Shamu the mysterious whale."
Think the website is www.kissthisguy.com or something!! I actually had my been to that site for a while so you’ve just reminded me to check it out again
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – << Someone at work found a website where people write in about lyrics of popular songs that they misheard and always sang wrong. One of them was Mysterious Ways… the guy thought it that instead of "She moves in mysterious ways" it went: "Shamu the mysterious whale." LMAO As far as I can remember, Kev wrote a post in the NGs about this website, http://www.kissthisguy.com in which you find misheard lyrics, and on that occasion he mentioned "Shamu the mysterious whale". This is the original post: Who’s Shamu?
D It’s a misheard lyric from kissthisguy.com. Y’know as in ‘It’s alright It’s alright It’s Alriiiiigggghhht Shamu the mysterious whale’ ;-p
And CRASH BANG WALLOP as if to back me up, here comes Andrea with my post from about 10 months ago or so!!
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A friend and I would often argue about the lyrics to "Out of Control"…. the line where Bono sings "One day I’ll die, the choice will not be mine. Will it be too late" etc… she swore it was "One day your violent shores will not be mine" Carrie
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Now that we’re on the topic of misheard lyrics, does anyone have any other real funny misheard or misinterpreted U2 lyrics? I’m sure I had a bunch when I first started to listen to U2… Some include, "Took an open-top beetle, through the eye of a needle" – I always thought he was talking about some sort of bug… LOL… not a VW beetle
Or "Sometimes I feel like I don’t know, sometimes I feel like checking out" – I for some reason never clued in he meant "checking out" like "checking out of a hotel" . When I first heard this song I was thinking Bono was singing about how sometimes he feels like checking out girls, lol… Someone at work found a website where people write in about lyrics of popular songs that they misheard and always sang wrong. One of them was Mysterious Ways… the guy thought it that instead of "She moves in mysterious ways" it went: "Shamu the mysterious whale." LMAO
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Someone at work found a website where people write in about lyrics of popular songs that they misheard and always sang wrong. One of them was Mysterious Ways… the guy thought it that instead of "She moves in mysterious ways" it went: "Shamu the mysterious whale."
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LOL
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Now that we’re on the topic of misheard lyrics, does anyone have any other real funny misheard or misinterpreted U2 lyrics? I’m sure I had a bunch when I first started to listen to U2… Some include, "Took an open-top beetle, through the eye of a needle" – I always thought he was talking about some sort of bug… LOL… not a VW beetle
Or "Sometimes I feel like I don’t know, sometimes I feel like checking out" – I for some reason never clued in he meant "checking out" like "checking out of a hotel" . When I first heard this song I was thinking Bono was singing about how sometimes he feels like checking out girls, lol…
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Ha ha… that would be so cool… and even more so because we would know WE made him do it!! LMAO – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – you know what’s even more funny ? Bono just read this newsgroup and will be singing this sentence during one of their upcoming performances of theire LOL!!! that is quite funny!! its alright its alright alright shamu the mysterious whale Nicky Someone at work found a website where people write in about lyrics of popular songs that they misheard and always sang wrong. One of them was Mysterious Ways… the guy thought it that instead of "She moves in mysterious ways" it went: "Shamu the mysterious whale." LMAO
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<< Someone at work found a website where people write in about lyrics of popular songs that they misheard and always sang wrong. One of them was Mysterious Ways… the guy thought it that instead of "She moves in mysterious ways" it went: "Shamu the mysterious whale." LMAO As far as I can remember, Kev wrote a post in the NGs about this website, http://www.kissthisguy.com in which you find misheard lyrics, and on that occasion he mentioned "Shamu the mysterious whale". This is the original post: Who’s Shamu?
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It’s a misheard lyric from kissthisguy.com. Y’know as in ‘It’s alright It’s alright It’s Alriiiiigggghhht Shamu the mysterious whale’ ;-p — Andrea, The Proud U2 Fan "Oh great ocean Oh great sea Run to the ocean Run to the sea". – One Tree Hill
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very funny, well I thought so anyway! — donna
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Shamu, she sings and swings; yeah, she dances in and out of the deep waters
Melia To rest assured that she can go on singing and dancing, Shamu must be saved from other kinds of frequencies and negative influences, more immediately from the low frequency active sonar dangers. I will cut and paste information I received a short while ago. It’s all happening now and fast action can stop her from being silenced by death. I want to hear Shamu sing mysterious ways and go on living. I imagine you do too so please read on this message, from Lanny: Below is an opinion editorial I have submitted to the newspapers on our Island of Hawai`i and to the Honolulu newspapers. You can help us get the word out about the dangers of low frequency active sonar by copying the editorial and submitting it to your local newspaper with a request for publication. If you take this organizing step and have some success, please let us know. Aloha, Lanny Join the Navy and Kill the Whales? By Lanny Sinkin Make no mistake about it. The U.S. Navy’s new low frequency active (LFA) sonar is a serious threat to the health of marine mammals, particularly whales, and other marine life. A NATO LFA exercise in 1998 left numerous dead beaked whales on the coast of Greece. LFA testing off the Island of Hawai`i in 1998 caused humpback whales to leave the test area, apparently resulted in separation of whale and dolphin calves from their mothers, and seriously injured a snorkeler in the water. The Navy claims this technology is necessary to detect newer, more silent submarines. Yet a naval admiral testified before Congress that advances in passive listening devices means that the Navy now can rapidly deploy passive devices that can detect the same silent submarines. The truth is that the Navy invested more than $350 million preparing to deploy LFA before preparing the legally required environmental impact statement (EIS). When the threat of legal action forced the Navy to prepare an EIS, the resulting document is, not surprisingly, designed to justify deployment rather than illuminate the truth. For example, the EIS does not even discuss the reports filed in 1998 by whale watch boat captains, a helicopter tour pilot, and shore observers that the humpback whales left the LFA test area off Hawai`i as soon as the test broadcasts began. The EIS claims that there is no credible evidence that LFA broadcasts harmed any humans in the water. That claim ignores the admission by the scientists conducting the test program that the tests exposed a snorkeler to a 125 decibel broadcast leaving the snorkeler in a condition her doctor described as similar to a trauma patient in a hospital. While acknowledging that independent observers saw an isolated baby humpback whale breaching and tail slapping hundreds of times over many hours during the broadcast period, the EIS denies any LFA responsibility for this very rare case of separation. The separated dolphin calf and separated melon headed whale calf do not warrant any concern in the EIS. At one point, the EIS argues that studies of four whale species – blue, fin, gray, and humpback whales – is sufficient to reach conclusions about all marine mammals and that these species are indicators for all the remaining whale species. When a comment to the draft EIS directs attention to evidence that gray whales avoid very low levels of sound, the EIS adopts the exact opposite position and claims that gray whales are unique and that their experiences cannot be applied to any other species. Disavowing a fundamental assumption of their study when the evidence suggests they have a problem is only further evidence of the Navy’s intent to deploy this system no matter what the evidence. These deliberate omissions and contradictions are only a tiny sample of the abundant evidence available that the Navy is not interested in the truth about the threat LFA poses to marine life. The bureaucratic momentum created by huge financial investments and careers built around this technology are pushing the Navy to deploy this system over the whales’ dead bodies. In March 2000, various species of beaked whales stranded in the Bahamas with at least seven dead. The investigation of this event concluded that it was highly likely that the mid-range sonar used by a passing naval fleet caused serious physical injury to the whales. A marine biologist, who has studied the beaked whales in the Bahamas for years, recently reported that all the beaked whales studied to date have disappeared from the Bahamas. The biologist assumes that the Navy killed all the beaked whales in the area. The mid-range sonar killing the whales is already deployed with an obviously inadequate assessment of its environmental impacts. For the Navy to now decide to deploy LFA as well would be a deliberate decision that killing whales is not a problem for the Navy. Stopping LFA deployment is going to take congressional action. Your two senators and your representative need to hear from you. Please write today and ask that Congress stop deployment of low frequency active sonar. The whales, dolphins, turtles, and other marine life will be the beneficiaries of your action. Text is 692 words The author is an attorney in Hilo, Hawai`i and has filed three law suits on behalf of environmental organizations challenging the Navy’s plan to deploy LFA systems. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – you know what’s even more funny ? Bono just read this newsgroup and will be singing this sentence during one of their upcoming performances of theire LOL!!! that is quite funny!! its alright its alright alright shamu the mysterious whale Nicky Someone at work found a website where people write in about lyrics of popular songs that they misheard and always sang wrong. One of them was Mysterious Ways… the guy thought it that instead of "She moves in mysterious ways" it went: "Shamu the mysterious whale." LMAO
So maybe Bono will really see this and sing, like Shamu, and with Shamu the mysterious whale". Why would not he? More mysterious things than that have already happened. Whale away U2 And Friends, Wail us a way , oh yeah, oh yeah, mamamamama ma!
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Someone at work found a website where people write in about lyrics of popular songs that they misheard and always sang wrong. One of them was Mysterious Ways… the guy thought it that instead of "She moves in mysterious ways" it went: "Shamu the mysterious whale." LMAO
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LOL!!! that is quite funny!! its alright its alright alright shamu the mysterious whale Nicky
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you know what’s even more funny ? Bono just read this newsgroup and will be singing this sentence during one of their upcoming performances of theire – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – LOL!!! that is quite funny!! its alright its alright alright shamu the mysterious whale Nicky Someone at work found a website where people write in about lyrics of popular songs that they misheard and always sang wrong. One of them was Mysterious Ways… the guy thought it that instead of "She moves in mysterious ways" it went: "Shamu the mysterious whale." LMAO
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haha now that would be taking the biscuit!!!!! That would be incredible, So Mr Bono go do it!!!! Only us NG members will have a clue what the hell he’s singing about. Have a great day Nicky – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – you know what’s even more funny ? Bono just read this newsgroup and will be singing this sentence during one of their upcoming performances of theire LOL!!! that is quite funny!! its alright its alright alright shamu the mysterious whale Nicky Someone at work found a website where people write in about lyrics of popular songs that they misheard and always sang wrong. One of them was Mysterious Ways… the guy thought it that instead of "She moves in mysterious ways" it went: "Shamu the mysterious whale." LMAO
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